What the F**K?!?

Ok things are getting a bit scary and I'm not sure how to deal with it...I got into the car accident on Thanskgiving - I went to a lawer and have been going to physical therapy for my neck and back. Not that there is anything really wrong with my neck and back but you know how these things are, the more hurt you are the bigger the settlement, and honestly i've always had crappy posture and needed to see a chiropractor anyway. The doctor at the physical therapy place decided that i needed to go for a CAT Scan - just in case there was any head trauma that i don't know about. Fine. That was Tuesday.Today the doctors office called up and in a very calm voice this asshole quack told me that i have to rush myself to the emergency room because i have Hydrocephalus. Seriously, click the link after you're done reading this. The short version is: Hydrocephalus is a condition where there is fluid on the brain. This usually happens at birth - it can occur later in life - sometimes in a car accident when the victim hits their head. Fantastic. I ddin't hit my head. I also have none of the symptoms of Hydrocephalus.

Older children and adults may experience different symptoms because their skulls cannot expand to accommodate the buildup of CSF. In older children or adults, symptoms may include headache followed by vomiting,nausea, papilledema (swelling of the optic disk which is part of the optic nerve), blurred vision, diplopia (double vision), sunsetting of the eyes, problems with balance, poor coordination, gait disturbance,urinary incontinence, slowing or loss of development, lethargy,drowsiness, irritability, or other changes in personality or cognition including memory loss.

I don't have any of these symptons! NONE! I'm not peeing in my pants, i'm not vomiting blood, i don't have trouble walking or speaking or remembering things. This is a fucking scam. You know what it is its the people want to make money off me because the more things you have wrong with you the bigger the settlement. Fuck that. This asshole quack doctor, he tells me whats wrong in a very calm voice - i asked him to repeat the problem because of course he's a degenerate Russian -he got mad - told me it didn't matter what was wrong, i had to go to the hospital. I asked him to spell Hydrocephalus and he got mad again, and of course spelled it wrong. then he told me that this may be why my eyes are crossed. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!?!??! My eyes are crossed because of a muscle problem - it has nothing to do with my brain - and i told him that and said he has no idea what the fuck he's fucking talking about.Then the lawyer handling my case called me to tell me how upset she is and i have to rush to the hospital because she doesn't want to go to my funeral. There is nothing wrong with me! NOTHING. I can't do this fucking insurance scam fraud crap anymore -the therapy was one thing but telling me i have fucking fluid on my fucking brain is just too damn ridiculous.One of my friends said i should go to the hospital tomorrow to get a CAT Scan just to make sure everything is ok - but there doesn't seem to be much point.